David Letterman Pokes Fun At Donald Trump With Top 10 List
David Letterman took the stage for the first time since his retirement and expressed his thoughts on Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump.
On Friday, Letterman appeared on a show featuring Steve Martin and Martin Short at the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio and made jokes about Trump. It was Letterman’s first public appearance since his retirement from the CBS’ Late Show.
“I know you’re saying to yourselves, ‘Why is he here?'” Letterman addressed the audience. “By the way, I am so happy to be out of the house.”
“I had no regrets. None. I was happy,” he said, according to Sydney Morning Herald. “And then a couple of days ago, Donald Trump said he was running for president.”
Letterman then rolled out his Top 10 List called “Interesting Facts About Donald Trump.”
According to USA Today, some of these facts included:
“No. 10: That thing on his head was the gopher in Caddyshack.”
“No. 7,” referring the Trump’s recent comments about building a wall along the border to stop Mexicans from entering the U.S., “He wants to build a wall? How about building a wall around that thing on his head?”
“No. 4: Trump would like all Americans to know that thing on his head is free range.”
“No. 2.: Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans, he’s starring in a new movie entitled No Amigos.”
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